Take It All Off Baby

Sometimes I just like to be naked. Is that such a crime? I'm not talkin about sitting around in my towel after a nice shower. I'm also not talkin about sitting around in my panties and bra. I'm talkin about being buck ass naked. Nothing, nada, naked. There's just something about chillin without clothes on. It's so free and liberating. I do not do this when my roommate is home. Hell to the naw. That would just be awkward. And then she might think that it's okay for her to do this. Definitely not. Her cellulite could feed a third world country. I do not want to see that in the morning. It's bad enough that she changes in front of me. I'm pretty sure I'd be traumatized for life if I saw her naked (shudders). Anyway, I just love being naked. I dry my hair naked. I check my email naked. I straighten my hair naked. I pretty much do everything in my morning routine without clothes on. I wait until the very last possible minute to get dressed. It is like the most awesome feeling in the world. And then putting clothes on is so depressing. Wearing a bra sucks. Wearing a thong so I don't have panty lines sucks. If it were socially acceptable for me to just let it all hang out, I'd be naked 24/7. I don't sleep naked. Which is weird, but I have to be covered when I sleep. It's a security issue I think, but I have not explored this theory very much. Maybe I'll try sleeping naked. No, I have a roommate. Shit I keep forgetting about that. And I sleep like a reckless drunk driver. I'm all over the fuckin place. So I'm pretty sure come morning when she gets up at the ass crack of dawn my tit would be hangin out. Not good. I'll probably try it sometime when she's not there, or when I go home and have my own room again. Yea, that's what I'll do.