Sugar Highs Are The Best Highs

So last night my friend Aimee had to take her car back to the stadium because that’s where you have to park your car during the week. The three of us went, Jocelyn, Aimee and I. While we were driving, I stuck my head out the window and let the breeze hit my face. Then I stuck my tongue out, like how dogs do it? That was awesome. Now I understand why dogs think it’s so much fun, because it fuckin is. I probably looked like the craziest motha fucka on campus but I really don’t care. I was on a serious sugar high (lemonheads helped with that one) and the extra energy needed to get out of my system. There are other factors that helped facilitate my excitement, of course. Like how I had an awesome weekend. And how I’m going home this weekend for more amazing fun times. Life is good people. Anyway, so after we parked the car we had to walk home because on Sundays the bus that we usually take had already stopped. Awesome. So I came up with this great idea to skip home. Getting rid of some more energy was pretty important on my agenda. I finally convinced Aimee and Jocelyn to hold hands with me and skip down this hill. Best decision ever! First of all, it was so much fun. Endorphins were everywhere. And second of all, the looks on the people’s faces were priceless. Some strangers laughed or smiled. But most just stared with this expression that said “What the hell?” I loved it. We laughed the whole time and towards the bottom of the hill I got a serious cramp. I’d rather skip a 2-mile workout and get a cramp than just run on the elliptical. It was the best way I’d ever burned calories. And to anyone who thinks we’re weird or too young to be doing this, you can shove it. I’m 19 and only gettin older, so I think I’ll act as young as I want. And we’ve known for a long time that we have some issues. I condone this behavior 100% no matter what your age.