A Good Ol' Ranty Rant

Things that are annoying to me today. And my heightened sense for annoying things is probably due to the fact that it's Monday.

1. Leggings are not pants. I swear we've been saying this for like over a year now, but bitches still don't get it. I'm honestly THIS CLOSE to slappin the next ho I see not wearing real pants.

2. This may be redundant, but pajama pants are also not appropriate. I really don't think it's that hard to show up in real pants instead of your monkey infested ones. It's not cute, or funny. It's just disgraceful.

3. It's Sunday and you're playing bumpin black people music so loud that my apartment floor is vibrating? Normally I wouldn't care, but it's Sunday. It's the day of fucking rest, not lets all lose our hearing.

4. Alright people, when you're on a bus and the driver asks you to move back, then MOVE BACK. Just move the fuck back. It's not hard. The two working legs you have gave you the ability to get on the bus so moving back in order for me to get on the bus shouldn't take much more energy. Stop standing there looking confused. We're all in college and it's not that difficult.

5. I really shouldn't have to rant about this one, but I do. Let's discuss the people at Wright who can't make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to save their lives. Does it make any sense to just throw globs of jelly onto the bread? Ever heard of this new thing the crazy kids are doing called spreading that shit around? I think that's the entire purpose of a knife.

6. Ok, I promise you I like Lady Gaga's music. I really do. It's fun to dance to! But I absolutely hate the way she presents herself. I get the whole being different thing, because we're all different. But you don't need to take it over the mountain with your shit. I mean she wears the craziest shit on her head. Her outfits, I mean I really have no words. And at the VMA's, she changed. She fucking changed her outfit. Are you serious? Are you THAT into yourself and your image that you change at an awards show? Lady Gaga just looks dumb. The one outfit she could barely walk in because it was so heavy. What is the point?! Lady Gaga, ya strugglin and ya look trifflin.

7. I hate those couples who can't do anything without each other. It's gross and sad that you don't have a life. Find some friends or a fuckin hobby. See each other like every other day or something, not every second possible. You're not getting married so just stop.