Today Sucked

Ugh. Today really sucked. First thing in the morning I get yelled at by a lunch lady. What is with those people? I'm minding my own business, trying to get my trix and yogurt and I guess my card didn't swipe through. Well I'm half asleep still and didn't hear the lady say "ma'm" to me. Some other lunch lady chimes in then and yells "MA'M!!". So I turn around and say "what?". And the yelling bitch says "She was talking to you!" So then I say "well you two were having a conversation so how was I supposed to know that you were talking to me?" Yea, because in case you retarded people didn't notice, lunch ladies don't talk to the college people. Excuse me for not thinking that a lunch lady was talking to me. Again, I was half asleep for goodness sake. How rude can you be at 9:30 in the morning? Take some midol and get the stick out of your ass, then put a smile on your face and pretend like you don't hate the shit out of your job. I'm convinced that every lunch lady (exception: tall lady at Snider, she was awesome) hates her life/job and wants to off herself the next chance she gets. Seriously, I can't even get a smile out of these women. It's pathetic, and after this morning I'm done being polite to those bitches.

On to the next crappy part of my day. I spilled milk all over at dinner. Yep, my precious skim milk went flying across my tray nearly soaking my dinner and surely splattering on my capris and shirt. Talk about a waste. I just did laundry and I had just opened my milk. Son of a bitch was I angry. I had like 2 inches of milk left after that (my reaction time is obviously slow).

My third and final crappy moment of the day occurred during my workout class. I was about to lay back on my ball when it up and decided to slide out from underneath me, causing me to fall and slam my elbow on the floor. Was I the only one who knew I fell? Nope about half the class saw it, and right after the instructor had said to be careful. DAMNIT. Now my elbow hurts like a mother fucker, and I'll probably have a nice bruise tomorrow as well. Yay!

Tomorrow better be a good one, or else.