1. Spring break is less than two weeks away!
2. I just found out about my psychology test on Monday, shit.
3. I have a test in sociology next Thursday, double shit.
4. I'm craving Cinnamon Life cereal sooo bad. So. Bad.
5. Don't violate my computer with your germy fingers!
6. Stop applauding yourself on Facebook for your teen pregnancy scandal. Your. Baby. Is. Ugly.
7. Quit interrupting me, you mouse-looking creeper.
8. I have so many shows to catch up on
9. I need a manicure
10. Fuck, I need a pedicure too
11. I'm trying to grow out my hair. I miss having long hair.
12. I have a yogurt stain on the pants I'm wearing right now. Oops.
13. I really want to buy a new pair of super cute shoes.
14. Jocelyn almost killed a bunny. I screamed like a crazy person and she put out her arm to protect me. Best friends.
15. Fazoli's! Carbs!
16. Becoming a fan of everything on Facebook does not make you cool or clever. You just remind us all that you really need a life.
17. Old school rap
18. Please don't take a shit while I'm showering. So nasty.
19. One way street means one way. Not the other. I promise.
20. I really miss Florida weather.
21. I really miss Colorado's beautiful mountains.
22. I need to have a "me day".
23. A dance party needs to happen soon.
24. Running two miles feels great
25. I'm loving life
hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
because of numba 12, ima call you yogurt pants. I'm sauce pants cuz I got pizza sauce on my pants the other day.
seriously, this was hilarious.
I propose we: take a roadtrip to colorado and make a pit stop in floriday, run two miles up a mountain, go to the combo nail salon and fazoli's they have at the top, and love life together if you know what I mean [creepy smile]
you're awesome.
love,
kaitlynreneebeer
hahahaa yogurt pants! i love it. and our trip is going to be so amazing. you have quite the imagination. i love you!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. This totally cracked me up, girl.
ReplyDeleteAh!!! Bunny!!! lol.