Everything Annoys Me

Yea, I'm PMSing. So I'm basically annoyed by everything. Some of this shit is justified though. Enjoy =]

1. People who chew with their mouths wide open. I saw the nastiest thing at dinner tonight. This guy was chewing his food with absolutely no manners at all. His mouth was all over the fuckin place. Hey guys, lips shut then chew. It's not that difficult.

2. My english teacher doesn't know basic math. Not to mention all the other idiotic shit she does, but seriously bitch? "I want to split everyone into groups of three, so count off 1,2,3" Um, no you pig, counting off that way would put more than 3 people in a group. Still don't get it? I didn't think so. Never have I ever had a teacher not understand the principles of division and multiplication. Holy shit.

3. Those of you with Uggs, pick your fuckin feet up. Seriously, you learned to walk like around the age of 1? So most of the girls on campus have been walking for atleast 17 years of their life. Quit sounding like a horse when you walk, it's not attractive.

4. Texting and driving. Yes, I do it, but I'm not stupid about it. If you're driving around campus where 40,000 students are walking every day then maybe you should actually pay attention to the road instead of your phone. I live in Ft. Wayne, where everyone drives and pedestrians aren't usually that dumb. Some asshole almost hit me today because he was texting and driving. Oh and he wasn't really planning on stopping at the stop sign either. Seriously dude? Are you that dumb? I totally yelled "What the fuck?!" and threw my hands into the air when he finally looked up and saw me walking. It was that kind of day.

5. Ladies, here's another one for ya. Quit wearing leggings as pants. I don't care if you wear them under a dress or skirt, but when it comes to wearing them in place of actual pants that's where we have a problem. I don't care how skinny or great your body looks; I do not want to see your ass. By the way, it's also winter. Put some fuckin real clothes on. Pairing them with Uggs does not make you warm either. It makes you an idiot.

6. For all you people out there who like to stand in the way of everything: move bitch get out the way. If I say "Excuse me", that does not mean "Please stand in my way just a bit longer, making whatever it is I'm trying to get to harder to reach". Seriously, next time I'm polite and whoever I'm talking to doesn't move, I'm going to get real nasty. "Hey asshole, ya wanna get your fatass outta my way?! Yeaa thanks bro!" It's always the asians that don't know how to move too. We all know you people speak english. Maybe not very well, but you speak it.

7. Two words: Facebook groups. At first I thought they were cute. But now, things have just gotten out of hand. I swear people are just sitting around to join that group or fan page that's "Sooo true! And clever! And funny!" But honestly, it's just super obvious. And some of the titles are so long and ridiculous I want to cry. Really? Really. Go outside and play.

8. So the other night my black neighbor had some visitors... the cops. My roommate and I were so intrigued! It's like watching cops, but better because it was right next door! Well we assumed drugs. We didn't honestly know what was going on, but they went through her room. I doubt they were looking for candy. Well this girl who lives on my floor messaged me on Facebook chat to ask what was going on. I said I didn't really know, but that we thought maybe drugs. Here's what she says: "You really shouldn't just assume things like that. It could be anything. And since you don't know what is going on, you shouldn't say that." What the fuck?! Did she really just say that to me?! First of all, you asked for my thoughts, so I don't think I'll filter my racial profiling mind for you. Second of all, get off your fuckin high horse! You accuse me of assuming something that I can't back up. Isn't that what we define as an assumption? I did not say it was a fact that the cops were there for drugs. Bitch, you were being nosy and I was being assumptious (yea I just made that word up) so don't act all high and mighty like I'm the bad person. I already know I'm going to hell.

I need to stop ranting. I'm going to have a heart attack someday if I don't stop stressing over silly things. But there lies the issue: silly things piss me off. Silly people piss me off.